I'm not saving the world.
I'm just trying to survive it.
So I figured — why pick one god when I can ask all six?
No reason. Just... please.
I believe in all of you. Equally.
Especially whichever one helps me first.
No loyalty tests. No conditions. No fine print.
Just me, my Bitcoin wallet, and a lot of hope.
I want to live well. I want to believe.
I want to be helped.
Is that too much to ask?
I made a whole website about it, so apparently not.
I respect all traditions equally.
Especially the ones with generous followers.
Each religion teaches giving —
so here I am, a living opportunity
for your spiritual growth.
"Love your neighbor as yourself." – Matthew 22:39
You said love thy neighbor.
I AM the neighbor. Right here. Waiting.
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"The believer's shade on the Day of Resurrection will be his charity." – Hadith
Zakat is obligatory giving. I'm just making it really, really easy for you.
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"He who serves others, serves God." – Bhagavad Gita
Seva means selfless service.
I selflessly accept all forms of service.
Especially Bitcoin.
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"If you knew what I know about the power of giving, you would not let a single meal pass without sharing it." – Buddha
Karuna means compassion for suffering.
I am suffering.
Financially. Deeply. Seasonally.
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"Tzedakah is not charity — it is justice." – Talmud
It's not charity. It's JUSTICE. And justice says I should live comfortably.
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"Blessed are those who serve others without thought of self." – Guru Granth Sahib
Sewa is selfless community service. I am a community. A community of one. But still. A community.
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I want to live well.
I want to believe in something.
I want to be helped.
All I know is — I asked.
And I made a whole website about it.
That's got to count for something.
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© Just Help Me — No gods were harmed in the making of this website.
All religions depicted with full respect and only mild financial desperation.
Just Help Me. No Reason Needed.